Episode 014
Purity Ring
Philip shows off his purity ring and explains why he’s so cranky.
8/12/2025
Release Date
10:32
Duration
Episode 013
Father’s Day Special
In this belated Father’s Day special, Philip gets caught pleasuring himself and risks going blind.
6/21/2025
Release Date
13:31
Duration
Episode 012
Trump Digital Trading Cards
Philip brags about his new NFTs, speculates about the future gratitude of his descendants, and makes the case for putting Trump on Mount Rushmore.
6/9/2025
Release Date
8:13
Duration
Episode 011
Harm Reduction
Philip sums up all of his comedy experience into one simple observation and finds his purpose for doing stand-up comedy.
5/25/2025
Release Date
12:09
Duration
Episode 010
Surprise Birthday Party
Philip turns 50, confesses his love for Jesus, and explains to grown adults that hell isn’t real.
4/25/2025
Release Date
17:39
Duration
Episode 009
Goodnight Decapitated Moose
Philip’s mind wanders off while cleaning a fish.
4/11/2025
Release Date
12:18
Duration
Episode 008
The Pamela Anderson T-Shirt Removal Technique
Philip rips his shirt off to reveal his bikini ready body.
3/15/2025
Release Date
11:22
Duration
Episode 007
Vegan Haggis
This omnivore has dilemmas.
2/28/2025
Release Date
11:58
Duration
Episode 006
A warm cup of love
In this Valentine’s Day special, Philip explores love using food analogies.
2/14/2025
Release Date
8:56
Duration
Episode 005
You will never believe what Linda Kozlowski looks like now
Philip wanders down an Internet rabbit hole and has a mystical experience.
1/31/2025
Released
10:49
Duration
Episode 004
Toilet paper doesn’t work for shit
Philip explains why he’s not a fan of toilet paper and extols the virtues of his multi-function portable bidet.
1/17/2025
Released
9:04
Duration
Episode 003
Ketchup and Mustard are for Everybody!
Philip is humiliated at a school technology fair and then considers a career in modeling.
1/1/2025
Released
9:27
Duration
Episode 002
The Eulogy Part 2: Let Us Pray
Philip explains why he’s probably burning in hell and prays to God for mercy on his soul.
1/1/2025
Released
7:14
Duration
Episode 001
Begin at the End
Philip gets stung by a bee and performs his own eulogy.
1/1/2025
Released
8:09
Duration
